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I is the Big, Friendly Giant! I is the BFG!

I’m sure nearly everyone has heard of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It introduced me to the work of the famous children’s author, Roald Dahl, and his wonderful illustrator, Quentin Blake. I met Charlie Buckett and Willy Wonka when I was in Grade 5 or 6, thanks to my aunt, Tita Emy, who gave me the book as a gift.

The next time I read anything by Roald Dahl was when I was in Grade 9 or 10, during the Speech Fundamentals class of one of my favorite teachers, Ms. Marj (Margaux) Gutierrez (I know she’s married now, but I don’t know her new last name). We performed snippets from Roald Dahl’s Revolting Rhymes – one was Whirligig Beetles and the other was Cinderella. It was so much fun! I’ll probably write something about Revolting Rhymes some other time, when I’ve bought a new copy (I lost my old one).

Sometime last year, I was feeling pretty bored so I went to PowerBooks and read Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator at the bookstore. It was an easy read, and I finished the book in less than an hour. It was fun as always, but not as good as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I read The BFG this week courtesy of my friend Mike R, who was cleaning out his library and sending all the books he didn’t like to me. I read it in about an hour, as I couldn’t put it down. It was so hilarious! It officially made Roald Dahl one of my favorite authors, and The BFG one of my favorite books.

The BFG (Big, Friendly Giant) captured an orphan girl named Sophie in the dead of night when she happened to see him. Unlike the other nine giants – namely the Fleshlumpeater the Bonecruncher, the Manhugger, the Childchewer, the Meatdripper, the Gizzardgulper, the Maidmasher, the Bloodbottler and the Butcher Boy – the BFG didn’t eat “human beans.”

Before you can fully appreciate the wonderful words of the BFG, you must remember that he hasn’t had much education, and has major problems with his grammar and use of idioms. As he explained sadly to Sophie after she tried to correct him for the nth time, “I is never having a chance to go to school. I is full of mistakes. They is not my fault. I do my best.”

To read more about The BFG (including my favorite quotes), please click here.

Alicia Keys Live in Manila 2008

 

I’ve always loved Alicia Keys because she’s my age, she plays the piano (and a pink piano too in her Karma music video), she has a big voice that sounds bluesy, and she’s got STYLE. And to top it all off, she reminds me of the time I first started going out with my boyfriend, Sidney (it’s a long story, so I won’t delve into that).

We went to see her live at the SMX Convention Center in SM Mall of Asia last 05 August 2008 (Tuesday). It was supposed to be at the open-air concert grounds, but they had to move it in because of the weather. Before I start with my rave review though, I have to get the following rants out of the way:

1. The concert started late. The front acts opened the show at around 8:30 pm, while Alicia Keys came on after 10:00 pm. I wouldn’t mind waiting for her for an hour and a half, but I wish they didn’t play some random music while we were waiting. Couldn’t they at least have played some Alicia Keys?

2. The lights were on at the “bronze” area (or General Admission) during the front acts. It felt as if the people in the “silver” area (nearer the stage) were having a concert, and we were spectators outside the venue. Plus the giant screens weren’t on, so I couldn’t see Luke Mijares and Duncan Ramos.

3. The people who bought Php900 and Php500 tickets were all lumped in one area. Thankfully, I bought the Php500 tickets so it didn’t matter to me, but I can understand why people who bought the more expensive tickets were so pissed.

Okay, so enough complaints. Really, Alicia Keys was phenomenal! Unlike some singers out there who don’t sound so good when they’re performing live, she sounded even better during the concert than she does on her albums!

Unfortunately I forgot to list down all the songs she performed in order, but here are some random memories from the concert:

1. She opened with a song I wasn’t familiar with, but it got the crowd going and we all instantly forgave her for being so late.

2. She started “Superwoman” by rapping the lines, “still when I’m a mess, I still put on a vest with an S on my chest, oh yes.” It is now officially my second favorite Alicia Keys line, but mainly because the S reminds me of my, uh, boyfriend Sidney. Plus I have a pink shirt with an S on the chest (actually, it’s the Superman logo).

3. I’m putting up a video of her performance of “Karma,” which they rearranged by giving it a salsa beat. It was so unexpected, yet so danceable. I have a video of the performance as well, but since I was further from the stage (than the person who shot this) and I wasn’t able to film the entire song, I decided to put this video clip instead which I found in YouTube (thanks to user standard123123).

4. She sung only her parts in “My Boo” so it was pretty short, but at least I got to hear her sing my favorite Alicia Keys line live, “Yes I remember boy, the moment I knew you were the one I could spend my life with.”

5. Her performance of “Teenage Love Affair” sort of reminded me of Destiny’s Child (since she was doing some choreography with her two backup singers. She looks a little weird sometimes when she’s dancing, but it’s all good. The fans appreciate the effort.

6. “Fallin” was one of the most loudly cheered performance. I think it’s still her best song because it really showcases her musicality and range. It was so great to see her play the piano and sing it to the crowd.

7. It was a treat to hear Alicia Keys and Jermaine Dupri singing “Diary.”

8. She played other favorites like “Unbreakable,” “You Don’t Know My Name” and “Like You’ll Never See Me.” I missed hearing “Girlfriend” and “Goodbye” though.

9. “No One” was one of my favorite songs, and she played it for her “encore.” It was a great way to end the night, but I knew she had another song up her sleeve since she hasn’t sung “If I Ain’t Got You” yet.

10. For her real encore, she did “If I Ain’t Got You.” Although I’d have liked it if she ended on a happier, more upbeat note (like “No One”), I understand how she said this song is appropriate because she knows she wouldn’t be here if she ain’t got us (her Filipino fans).

Photo credit: diego1234

A Knight’s Tale from Archenland

This is my first feeble attempt at Narnian poetry, and I wrote this while driving to the office this morning. I guess sometimes traffic is a good thing.

Here is my story, said a knight with a snort,
About what once happened in King Lune’s court.
From out of the blue came two hundred horses –
It was that silly Prince Rabadash’s forces.

But we knew of this Calormene threat beforehand,
We were ready to fight for our dear Archenland.
We had help from our Narnian friends in the battle;
T’was over quickly. And when the dust settled,

A laughter arose – oh what could it be?
The Prince Rabadash, as neat as could be
Got caught in a hook! And now he was screaming
In anger and spite, with his lanky arms flailing.

They took him down, and pondered his fate.
They wanted to free him, but that reprobate
Still shouted at them, full of malice and fury –
Till the Lion showed up and made him a donkey.

Heavenly Crepes at HEAVEN N’ EGGS

To celebrate our 41st month together, Sid and I decided to try a new place for dinner at Eastwood City. However, when we got there, it was raining really hard and we couldn’t get to the other side or walk around without getting wet. We finally decided to eat at good old Heaven N’ Eggs since it was nearest to the parking lot. It also helped that the manager outside offered everyone passing by free appetizers to fill up their nearly empty place.

I don’t really remember everything we ordered and didn’t take pictures. I had some kind of breaded steak with mashed potatoes (yum) and vegetables. Sid was on breakfast mode and had ham and grilled tomatoes with garlic potatoes. I liked his order better because it reminded me a lot of my everyday breakfast at the Sturdy’s Castle in Oxford, England.

We’ve always liked the iced tea at Heaven N’ Eggs, but their mango crepe was by far the best I’ve ever tasted. The crepe was filled with two huge slices of sweet, ripe mango, and there’s a very delectable sauce of sweet cream and mango bits, plus a scoop of ice cream on the side. It cost Php180.00 but was worth every cent. Once I get to have mango crepe at Heaven N’ Eggs again, I’ll be sure to take a picture and post it here.

After having that scrumptious mango crepe, I had a huge craving over the weekend for more, so I tried the mango crepe at Pancake House, Frio Mixx and Crunchy Crepes (at the Foodpark in The Enterprise Center). The crepe at Heaven N’ Eggs is still the best.

High School Musical: The Ice Tour (Part 2)

As I mentioned in my first entry, I watched High School Musical: The Ice Tour in Araneta Coliseum (Quezon City, Philippines) in July 2008 with my niece Raicielle, nephew Brian and boyfriend Sidney. The second half of the show told the story of HSM2. When the final school bell rang, signifying the beginning of the summer break, everyone performed “What Time Is It?”, which is a very catchy tune. If I were still a student, this would probably be my theme song (“no more waking up at 6 am…”).

At the Lava Springs, Ryan, Sharpay and the Sharpettes performed “Fabulous,” happy that they were going to spend their summer at their parents’ country club. Troy and the rest of the Wildcats were also spending their summer at Lava Springs, albeit as employees (working as waiters, lifeguards, etc). Following the instructions of Sharpay, the club manager, Mr. Fulton, tried to make things difficult for them, hoping to get everyone except Troy to quit. They felt discouraged until Troy began to sing “Work This Out.”

Kelsi later played the song she composed for Troy and Gabriella, “You Are the Music in Me,” a song that I really like except that music is pronounced in the song as mu-SIC instead of MU-sic. While working at Lava Springs, a rift slowly began to form between Troy and his friends, mainly because of Sharpay and her manipulations. During the staff baseball game, Gabriella and Taylor invited Ryan along (who took Troy’s place since he didn’t show up), where he and Chad performed “I Don’t Dance” while playing baseball. I did think it’s really funny for someone to sing “I don’t dance” while actually dancing.

Troy and Sharpay practiced the very upbeat “You Are the Music in Me (Sharpay Version)” complete with special effects, like in the movie. When Sharpay found out that her twin Ryan was choreographing the Wildcats for the country club’s Midsummer Night’s Talent show, she told Mr. Fulton to ban employee participation. Troy’s relationship with Gabriella hit the breaking point then, and she performed “Gotta Go My Own Way.”

When Gabriella quit her job, Troy realized how badly he had been treating her and their friends, and performed “Bet On It.” I didn’t like this part very much in the movie because he did a couple of pretty weird moves, but the skating in the show was superb. Since this was a solo, the skater playing Troy had the chance to show off his skating skills.

After this, Troy finally told Sharpay off for not treating his friends well and only agreed to sing with her if his friends were allowed to perform in the talent show too. With the help of everyone (especially Ryan and Kelsi), he performed “Everyday” with Gabriella, along with the rest of the Wildcats. The show ended with “All for One,” another catchy tune, and I was again pleased to see that they used some of the choreography from the movie.

So what did I think of High School Musical: The Ice Tour? The skaters playing Gabriella and Sharpay had pretty obvious wigs. But that’s okay because the skater playing Troy, Chad, Martha, Kelsi and Ms. Darbus looked very similar to the movie actors.

It was worth every peso I spent for our tickets since we not only had the chance to relive 2 movies we all enjoyed, but we also got to watch great skating as well. My nephew reminded me that it has been years since I last took them ice skating, so I guess I’ll have to plan another skating session soon.

High School Musical: The Ice Tour (Part 1)

My niece Raicielle and nephew Brian both loved the two High School Musical movies (okay, I did too), so when I found out about the High School Musical: The Ice Tour at the Araneta Coliseum (Quezon City, Philippines) on July 2008. Unfortunately, I forgot to buy tickets earlier than I planned to, so we wound up getting just upper box B seats. It turned out okay because we came early and were able to find good seats right in the middle.

It was the first time I went to a show where 70% of the audience were kids. And screaming kids at that. I kept telling my boyfriend Sidney that I suddenly felt so old, and I’m still in my twenties! I think there was even a school which had a field trip there, and I kept thinking – why didn’t my teachers think of bringing us to shows like that instead of museums for my grade school field trips?

I wasn’t sure what to expect of the show. Perhaps just a couple of people skating and dancing to the popular songs from both High School Musical 1 and 2. I already knew from some promotional pictures that some skaters would be dressed up as the main characters of the movie – Troy Bolton, Gabriella Montes, Sharpay Evans, Ryan Evans, Chad Danforth and Taylor McKessie. What I didn’t know was that they would actually be retelling both movies using the character of Kelsi Nielsen (the composer and “playmaker”) as narrator to fill in the gaps for those who haven’t seen the movies yet.

The show started with the entire cast doing an upbeat version of “Start of Something New,” and each of the main characters was introduced. Surprisingly, they even had minor characters like Martha Cox (the healthy girl who likes hip-hop) and Zeke Baylor (the basketball player who wanted to bake the perfect crème brulee).

The first half told the story of HSM1 – starting with Troy and Gabriella’s “Start of Something New” karaoke performance. Troy and the team did “Get’cha Head in the Game” afterwards which must have been difficult. Shooting and dribbling a ball while skating on ice looked challenging, and Sidney pointed out that none of the skaters except Troy was able to nail a shot in their makeshift court. Sharpay and Ryan then performed my personal favorite, “What I’ve Been Looking For,” even taking some of the choreography from the movie. Kelsi played the slow version, which Troy and Gabriella performed as well, getting them a callback from Ms. Darbus.

“Stick to the Status Quo,” another personal favorite of mine, came next. The set-up was quite similar to that in the movie, with Sharpay and Ryan at the balcony, and everyone around their respective tables. In the next scene, Chad and the other Wildcats got Troy to say that singing and Gabriella were not important to him. Gabriella heard him, as did Taylor and the others from the scholastic decathlon team, through a mobile phone (not a webcam like in the movie). The upset Gabriella then skated a smooth solo to the song, “When There Was Me and You,” which my nephew didn’t like in the movie because he thought Gabriella was being overly dramatic.

The next song was “Bop to the Top” by Ryan and Sharpay during the callbacks. There were moments when they would suddenly freeze in position and the spotlight would focus on either the scholastic decathlon or the basketball championship, which were happening simultaneously. There was this really, really cool scene where they did a slow motion to make sure the ball gets in the hoop. You’d have to see it to appreciate it, but it was very nicely done, and was the highlight for me of the entire show.

This was followed by “Breaking Free” by Troy and Gabriella. It was amazing to hear all the kids singing along. Okay, so I was singing along to all the songs too, but that’s beside the point. The first half ended with the entire cast performing “We’re All in This Together,” and I was so happy that they got the choreography on the chorus from the movie.

There was a brief intermission between the first half of the show (HSM1) and the second half of the show (HSM2), so I had time to stretch my legs. You can read about the second part here.

Favourite Scenes from The Scarlet Pimpernel

In my previous blog entry, I talked a bit about one of my favorite books, The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Emma Orczy. Here are some of my favorite scenes that made me fall in love with the character of Sir Percy Blakeney. If you haven’t read the book yet and intend to do so – do NOT read this. SPOILER ALERT!

 

From Chapter 7 – The Secret Orchard

This is the conversation between Marguerite and her brother Armand, where she admitted her estrangement to her husband, and the selfish reasons why she married him in the first place when they did not seem intellectually matched.

“Does Sir Percy Blakeney know that… I mean, does he know the part you played in the arrest of the Marquis de St. Cyr?” 

She laughed – a mirthless, bitter, contemptuous laugh, which was like a jarring chord in the music of her voice.  

“That I denounced the Marquis de St. Cyr, you mean, to the tribunal that ultimately sent him and all his family to the guillotine? Yes, he does know… I told him after I married him…”

“You told him all the circumstances – which so completely exonerated you from any blame?”

“It was too late to talk of ‘circumstances’; he heard the story from other sources; my confession came too tardily, it seems. I could no longer plead extenuating circumstances: I could not demean myself by trying to explain -“

“And?”

And now I have the satisfaction, Armand, of knowing that the biggest fool in England has the most complete contempt for his wife.”

She spoke with vehement bitterness this time, and Armand St. Just, who loved her so dearly, felt that he had placed a somewhat clumsy finger upon an aching wound.

“But Sir Percy loved you, Margot,” he repeated gently.

“Loved me? – Well, Armand, I thought at one time that he did, or I should not have married him. I daresay,” she added, speaking very rapidly, as if she were about to lay down a heavy burden, which had oppressed her for months, “I daresay that even you thought-as everybody else did – that I married Sir Percy because of his wealth – but I assure you, dear, that it was not so. He seemed to worship me with a curious intensity of concentrated passion, which went straight to my heart. I had never loved any one before, as you know, and I was four-and-twenty then – so I naturally thought that it was not in my nature to love. But it has always seemed to me that it must be heavenly to be loved blindly, passionately, wholly… worshipped, in fact – and the very fact that Percy was slow and stupid was an attraction for me, as I thought he would love me all the more. A clever man would naturally have other interests, an ambitious man other hopes… I thought that a fool would worship, and think of nothing else. And I was ready to respond, Armand; I would have allowed myself to be worshipped, and given infinite tenderness in return… “

From Chapter 11 – Lord Grenville’s Ball

This is during the Lord Grenville’s ball where the Prince of Wales, a French spy named Chauvelin (who was sent to England to find out the identity of the Scarlet Pimpernel) and the Blakeneys meet.

“Ah, Monseigneur,” said Chauvelin, significantly, “rumour has it in France that your Highness could–an you would–give the truest account of that enigmatical wayside flower.”

He looked quickly and keenly at Marguerite as he spoke; but she betrayed no emotion, and her eyes met his quite fearlessly.

“Nay, man,” replied the Prince, “my lips are sealed! And the members of the league jealously guard the secret of their chief… so his fair adorers have to be content with worshipping a shadow. Here in England, Monsieur,” he added, with wonderful charm and dignity, “we but name the Scarlet Pimpernel, and every fair cheek is suffused with a blush of enthusiasm. None have seen him save his faithful lieutenants. We know not if he be tall or short, fair or dark, handsome or ill-formed; but we know that he is the bravest gentleman in all the world, and we all feel a little proud, Monsieur, when we remember that he is an Englishman.”

“Ah, Monsieur Chauvelin,” added Marguerite, looking almost with defiance across at the placid, sphinx-like face of the Frenchman, “His Royal Highness should add that we ladies think of him as of a hero of old… we worship him… we wear his badge… we tremble for him when he is in danger, and exult with him in the hour of his victory.”

Chauvelin did no more than bow placidly both to the Prince and to Marguerite; he felt that both speeches were intended – each in their way – to convey contempt or defiance. The pleasure-loving, idle Prince he despised: the beautiful woman, who in her golden hair wore a spray of small red flowers composed of rubies and diamonds – her he held in the hollow of hand: he could afford to remain silent and to wait events.

A long, jovial, inane laugh broke the sudden silence which had fallen over everyone.

And we poor husbands,” came in slow, affected accents from gorgeous Sir Percy, “we have to stand by… while they worship a demmed shadow.”

Everyone laughed – the Prince more loudly than anyone. The tension of subdued excitement was relieved, and the next moment everyone was laughing and chatting merrily as the gay crowd broke up and dispersed in the adjoining rooms.

From Chapter 12 – The Scrap of Paper

This was during the same ball, and contains the short funny poem that Sir Percy invented.

There he stood, the moral support, the cool-headed adviser, surrounded by a crowd of brainless, empty-headed young fops, who were even now repeating from mouth to mouth, and with every sign of the keenest enjoyment, a doggerel quatrain which he had just given forth. Everywhere the absurd, silly words met her: people seemed to have little else to speak about, even the Prince had asked her, with a little laugh, whether she appreciated her husband’s latest poetic efforts.

“All done in the tying of a cravat,” Sir Percy had declared to his clique of admirers.

“We seek him here, we seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?–Is he in hell?
That demmed, elusive Pimpernel?”

From Chapter 16 – Richmond

This was after the drive home from the ball, and Marguerite was feeling guilty and troubled about how she helped Chauvelin in his quest to unmask the Scarlet Pimpernel. She also tried to rekindle her husband’s love.

“Sir Percy.”

“Your servant, Madame.”

Is it possible that love can die?” she said with sudden, unreasoning vehemence. “Methought that the passion which you once felt for me would outlast the span of human life. Is there nothing left of that love, Percy… which might help you… to bridge over that sad estrangement?”

His massive figure seemed, while she spoke thus to him, to stiffen still more, the strong mouth hardened, a look of relentless obstinacy crept into the habitually lazy blue eyes.

“With what object, I pray you, Madame?” he asked coldly.

“I do not understand you.”

“Yet `tis simple enough,” he said with sudden bitterness, which seemed literally to surge through his words, though he was making visible efforts to suppress it, “I humbly put the question to you, for my slow wits are unable to grasp the cause of this, your ladyship’s sudden new mood. Is it that you have the taste to renew the devilish sport which you played so successfully last year? Do you wish to see me once more a love-sick suppliant at your feet, so that you might again have the pleasure of kicking me aside, like a troublesome lap-dog?”

She had succeeded in rousing him for the moment: and again she looked straight at him, for it was thus she remembered him a year ago.

“Percy! I entreat you!” she whispered, “can we not bury the past?”

“Pardon me, Madame, but I understood you to say that your desire was to dwell in it.”

“Nay! I spoke not of that past, Percy!” she said, while a tone of tenderness crept into her voice. “Rather did I speak of a time when you loved me still! and I… oh! I was vain and frivolous; your wealth and position allured me: I married you, hoping in my heart that your great love for me would beget in me a love for you… but, alas!…”

The moon had sunk low down behind a bank of clouds. In the east a soft grey light was beginning to chase away the heavy mantle of the night. He could only see her graceful outline now, the small queenly head, with its wealth of reddish golden curls, and the glittering gems forming the small, star-shaped, red flower which she wore as a diadem in her hair.

“Twenty-four hours after our marriage, Madame, the Marquis de St. Cyr and all his family perished on the guillotine, and the popular rumour reached me that it was the wife of Sir Percy Blakeney who helped to send them there.”

“Nay! I myself told you the truth of that odious tale.”

“Not till after it had been recounted to me by strangers, with all its horrible details.”

“And you believed them then and there,” she said with great vehemence, “without a proof or question – you believed that I, whom you vowed you loved more than life, whom you professed you worshipped, that I could do a thing so base as these strangers chose to recount. You thought I meant to deceive you about it all – that I ought to have spoken before I married you: yet, had you listened, I would have told you that up to the very morning on which St. Cyr went to the guillotine, I was straining every nerve, using every influence I possessed, to save him and his family. But my pride sealed my lips, when your love seemed to perish, as if under the knife of that same guillotine. Yet I would have told you how I was duped! Aye! I, whom that same popular rumour had endowed with the sharpest wits in France! I was tricked into doing this thing, by men who knew how to play upon my love for an only brother, and my desire for revenge. Was it unnatural?”

Her voice became choked with tears. She paused for a moment or two, trying to regain some sort of composure. She looked appealingly at him, almost as if he were her judge. He had allowed her to speak on in her own vehement, impassioned way, offering no comment, no word of sympathy: and now, while she paused, trying to swallow down the hot tears that gushed to her eyes, he waited, impassive and still. The dim, grey light of early dawn seemed to make his tall form look taller and more rigid. The lazy, good-natured face looked strangely altered. Marguerite, excited, as she was, could see that the eyes were no longer languid, the mouth no longer good-humoured and inane. A curious look of intense passion seemed to glow from beneath his drooping lids, the mouth was tightly closed, the lips compressed, as if the will alone held that surging passion in check.

Marguerite Blakeney was, above all, a woman, with all a woman’s fascinating foibles, all a woman’s most lovable sins. She knew in a moment that for the past few months she had been mistaken: that this man who stood here before her, cold as a statue, when her musical voice struck upon his ear, loved her, as he had loved her a year ago: that his passion might have been dormant, but that it was there, as strong, as intense, as overwhelming, as when first her lips met his in one long, maddening kiss.

Pride had kept him from her, and, woman-like, she meant to win back that conquest which had been hers before. Suddenly it seemed to her that the only happiness life could every hold for her again would be in feeling that man’s kiss once more upon her lips.

“Listen to the tale, Sir Percy,” she said, and her voice was low, sweet, infinitely tender. “Armand was all in all to me! We had no parents, and brought one another up. He was my little father, and I, his tiny mother; we loved one another so. Then one day–do you mind me, Sir Percy? the Marquis de St. Cyr had my brother Armand thrashed – thrashed by his lacqueys – that brother whom I loved better than all the world! And his offence? That he, a plebeian, had dared to love the daughter of the aristocrat; for that he was waylaid and thrashed. . .thrashed like a dog within an inch of his life! Oh, how I suffered! his humiliation had eaten into my very soul! When the opportunity occurred, and I was able to take my revenge, I took it. But I only thought to bring that proud marquis to trouble and humiliation. He plotted with Austria against his own country. Chance gave me knowledge of this; I spoke of it, but I did not know – how could I guess? – they trapped and duped me. When I realised what I had done, it was too late.”

“It is perhaps a little difficult, Madame,” said Sir Percy, after a moment of silence between them, “to go back over the past. I have confessed to you that my memory is short, but the thought certainly lingered in my mind that, at the time of the Marquis’ death, I entreated you for an explanation of those same noisome popular rumours. If that same memory does not, even now, play me a trick, I fancy that you refused me all explanation then, and demanded of my love a humiliating allegiance it was not prepared to give.”

“I wished to test your love for me, and it did not bear the test. You used to tell me that you drew the very breath of life but for me, and for love of me.”

And to probe that love, you demanded that I should forfeit mine honour,” he said, whilst gradually his impassiveness seemed to leave him, his rigidity to relax; “that I should accept without murmur or question, as a dumb and submissive slave, every action of my mistress. My heart overflowing with love and passion, I asked for no explanation – I waited for one, not doubting – only hoping. Had you spoken but one word, from you I would have accepted any explanation and believed it. But you left me without a word, beyond a bald confession of the actual horrible facts; proudly you returned to your brother’s house, and left me alone… for weeks… not knowing, now, in whom to believe, since the shrine, which contained my one illusion, lay shattered to earth at my feet.”

From Chapter 31 – The Escape

This is the denouement of the story, where Marguerite first comes face to face with Sir Percy – also known as the Scarlet Pimpernel, who was disguised as a Jew. Under disguise, he was beaten up by the men of Chauvelin, while his wife (who had not recognized him at all) watched nearby.

The physical pain of utter weariness was so great, that she hoped confidently her tired body could rest here for ever, after all the turmoil, the passion, and the intrigues of the last few days–here, beneath that clear sky, within sound of the sea, and with this balmy autumn breeze whispering to her a last lullaby. All was so solitary, so silent, like unto dreamland. Even the last faint echo of the distant cart had long ago died away, afar.

Suddenly… a sound… the strangest, undoubtedly, that these lonely cliffs of France had ever heard, broke the silent solemnity of the shore.

So strange a sound was it that the gentle breeze ceased to murmur, the tiny pebbles to roll down the steep incline! So strange, that Marguerite, wearied, overwrought as she was, thought that the beneficial unconsciousness of the approach of death was playing her half-sleeping senses a weird and elusive trick.

It was the sound of a good, solid, absolutely British “Damn!”

The sea gulls in their nests awoke and looked round in astonishment; a distant and solitary owl set up a midnight hoot, the tall cliffs frowned down majestically at the strange, unheard-of sacrilege.

Marguerite did not trust her ears. Half-raising herself on her hands, she strained every sense to see or hear, to know the meaning of this very earthly sound.

All was still again for the space of a few seconds; the same silence once more fell upon the great and lonely vastness.

Then Marguerite, who had listened as in a trance, who felt she must be dreaming with that cool, magnetic moonlight overhead, heard again; and this time her heart stood still, her eyes large and dilated, looked round her, not daring to trust her other sense.

“Odd’s life! but I wish those demmed fellows had not hit quite so hard!”

This time it was quite unmistakable, only one particular pair of essentially British lips could have uttered those words, in sleepy, drawly, affected tones.

“Damn!” repeated those same British lips, emphatically. “Zounds! but I’m as weak as a rat!”

In a moment Marguerite was on her feet.

Was she dreaming? Were those great, stony cliffs the gates of paradise? Was the fragrant breath of the breeze suddenly caused by the flutter of angels’ wings, bringing tidings of unearthly joys to her, after all her suffering, or–faint and ill–was she the prey of delirium?

She listened again, and once again she heard the same very earthly sounds of good, honest British language, not the least akin to whisperings from paradise or flutter of angels’ wings.

She looked round her eagerly at the tall cliffs, the lonely hut, the great stretch of rocky beach. Somewhere there, above or below her, behind a boulder or inside a crevice, but still hidden from her longing, feverish eyes, must be the owner of that voice, which once used to irritate her, but now would make her the happiest woman in Europe, if only she could locate it.

“Percy! Percy!” she shrieked hysterically, tortured between doubt and hope, “I am here! Come to me! Where are you? Percy! Percy!…”

“It’s all very well calling me, m’dear!” said the same sleepy, drawly voice, “but odd’s life, I cannot come to you: those demmed frog-eaters have trussed me like a goose on a spit, and I am weak as a mouse… I cannot get away.”

And still Marguerite did not understand. She did not realise for at least another ten seconds whence came that voice, so drawly, so dear, but alas! with a strange accent of weakness and of suffering. There was no one within sight… except by that rock… Great God!… the Jew! … Was she mad or dreaming?…

His back was against the pale moonlight, he was half crouching, trying vainly to raise himself with his arms tightly pinioned. Marguerite ran up to him, took his head in both her hands… and look straight into a pair of blue eyes, good-natured, even a trifle amused – shining out of the weird and distorted mask of the Jew.

“Percy!… Percy!… my husband!” she gasped, faint with the fullness of her joy. “Thank God! Thank God!”

“La! m’dear,” he rejoined good-humouredly, “we will both do that anon, an you think you can loosen these demmed ropes, and release me from my inelegant attitude.”

She had no knife, her fingers were numb and weak, but she worked away with her teeth, while great welcome tears poured from her eyes, onto those poor, pinioned hands.

“Odd’s life!” he said, when at last, after frantic efforts on her part, the ropes seemed at last to be giving way, “but I marvel whether it has ever happened before, that an English gentleman allowed himself to be licked by a demmed foreigner, and made no attempt to give as good as he got.”

It was very obvious that he was exhausted from sheer physical pain, and when at last the rope gave way, he fell in a heap against the rock.

Marguerite looked helplessly round her.

“Oh! for a drop of water on this awful beach!” she cried in agony, seeing that he was ready to faint again.

“Nay, m’dear,” he murmured with his good-humoured smile, “personally I should prefer a drop of good French brandy! an you’ll dive in the pocket of this dirty old garment, you’ll find my flask… I am demmed if I can move.”

When he had drunk some brandy, he forced Marguerite to do likewise.

“La! that’s better now! Eh! little woman?” he said, with a sigh of satisfaction. “Heigh-ho! but this is a queer rig-up for Sir Percy Blakeney, Bart., to be found in by his lady, and no mistake. Begad!” he added, passing his hand over his chin, “I haven’t been shaved for nearly twenty hours: I must look a disgusting object. As for these curls…”

And laughingly he took off the disfiguring wig and curls, and stretched out his long limbs, which were cramped from many hours’ stooping. Then he bent forward and looked long and searchingly into his wife’s blue eyes.

“Percy,” she whispered, while a deep blush suffused her delicate cheeks and neck, “if you only knew…”

“I do know, dear… everything,” he said with infinite gentleness.

“And can you ever forgive?”

I have naught to forgive, sweetheart; your heroism, your devotion, which I, alas! so little deserved, have more than atoned for that unfortunate episode at the ball.”

“Then you knew?…” she whispered, “all the time…”

“Yes!” he replied tenderly, “I knew… all the time… But, begad! had I but known what a noble heart yours was, my Margot, I should have trusted you, as you deserved to be trusted, and you would not have had to undergo the terrible sufferings of the past few hours, in order to run after a husband, who has done so much that needs forgiveness.”

“That Demmed, Elusive Pimpernel”

I received a copy of The Scarlet Pimpernel on my 18th birthday from my friend Eric M. For some reason, although I love classics, I was not instantly attracted nor curious about the book, and I only read it after two or three years when I couldn’t find anything else to read. I got it from my bookshelf, dusted off the covers, and entered the absorbing world of the Blakeneys and the French Revolution and the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel. With its mystery, intrigue and adventure, the book quickly became one of my favorites. It is written by Baroness Emmuska Orczy – who has a surname I would not want, since it is too reminiscent of the orcs from The Lord of the Rings. But that’s another story.

The story is set during the bloodthirsty stage of the French Revolution, when the French were killing their aristocrats daily, and a secret society of English men called the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel were daring to rescue their French counterparts. The leader of the society was called the Scarlet Pimpernel, after the small red flower which he uses as his signature.

The story is also about an estranged couple, a rather frivolous and idiotic English fop named Sir Percy Blakeney and his brilliant French wife, Marguerite St. Just. Before her marriage, Marguerite unintentionally sent the family of the French aristocrat the Marquis de St. Cyr to the guillotine through some careless words she said. When Sir Percy found out, he waited for an explanation but heard none from his proud wife.

I like what the author said when asked how she came to think of the story. Her answer was, “It was God’s will that I should… In the chain of my life, there were so many links, all of which tended towards bringing me to the fulfillment of my destiny…” What a lovely way to look at things! I sure hope I’d be able to fulfill my destiny as well, although I seriously doubt if it will involve the creation of some swashbuckling character.

You may check out my favorite scenes and excerpts (including the short poem containing the line “that demmed, elusive Pimpernel”) here.

Sarcastic Lines from The Devil Wears Prada

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I like The Devil Wears Prada, not only because I’ve always enjoyed makeover stories (like The Princess Diaries and She’s All That), but also because there are lots of memorable lines from that movie. The lines are bitingly sarcastic, of course, but they are partly amusing in a way. (I’m sure if these lines are said to me though, I would cease to be amused.)

NIGEL LINES

These are the lines by Nigel, Miranda’s fashion assistant. The character was played by Stanley Tucci, who was also in America’s Sweethearts, Maid in Manhattan and Shall We Dance, where I thought he was particularly brilliant and hilarious.

NIGEL: (upon seeing Andy for the first time) Who is that sad little person? Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don’t know about?

ANDY: She hates me, Nigel.
NIGEL: And that’s my problem because… Oh, wait. No, it’s not my problem.

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EMILY LINES

These are the lines by Emily, Miranda’s first assistant, played by Emily Blunt.

ANDY: (before heading off to do another impossible task for Miranda) Wish me luck!
EMILY: No. Shan’t.

EMILY: (after Andy hesitated) I’m sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

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ANDY: (after gabbing about her own plans for the weekend) Do you have anything fun planned for this weekend?
EMILY: Yes. (walks away)

EMILY: (after learning that Andy was going to Paris instead of her) I don’t care if she was going to fire you or beat you with a red hot poker, you should’ve said no!

 

MIRANDA LINES

And of course, the meanest lines are reserved for the devil who wears Prada, Miranda Priestly herself. Meryl Streep was fantastic in this role! I first saw her in The River Wild as a child and couldn’t get the image of her huge biceps out of my mind. But she was incredibly striking as the quintessential scary boss. She doesn’t even have to raise her voice at you, but her tone and facial expressions would send shivers down your spine. I’d quit on the first day if I had my boss like that!

MIRANDA: (to Andy, on her first job interview) You have no sense of fashion.
ANDY: (about to defend herself) I think that depends on…
MIRANDA: No, no, that wasn’t a question.

MIRANDA: I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein…
ANDY: What kind of skirts?
MIRANDA: Please bore someone else with your… questions.

MIRANDA: (to Andy, who was trying to explain herself) Details of your incompetence do not interest me.

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ANDY: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit.
MIRANDA: Only when the first assistant hasn’t decided to become an incubus of viral plague.

JOCELYN: (during a board meeting over the April issue of Runway, thinking of a theme) Well… They’re showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking…
MIRANDA: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.

MIRANDA: (looking at a sample of the Winter issue) And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread. Not wonderful yet.

ANDY: (talking about Miranda’s husband) Oh. So I don’t need to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow?
MIRANDA: Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce, then yes, fetch away. You are very fetching. So, go fetch.

MIRANDA: (while waiting for Andy to hand over the dinner plan to her) By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

ANDY: (after Miranda opened up about her worries over the divorce) Is there anything else I can do to help?
MIRANDA: Yes. Your job.

Listening to Narnia (Part 2)

As mentioned in my previous entry, I recently bought The Chronicles of Narnia Unabridged Boxed Audiobook Set of HarperCollins for my birthday through Amazon.com. It’s been over a month since I first started listening to it (while driving alone – which I don’t really do that often, I usually have either my brother or boyfriend with me), and I’m now at the last CD of the last book.

Since I’ve already given my comments on the first four audiobooks, here are my comments on the last three.

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader – narrated by Derek Jacobi

I have to admit, VDT is my second least favorite of the Narnia books. One reason is that I never really warmed up to the character of Eustace Scrubb. But Derek Jacobi did an amazing job with him. Pre-dragon Eustace was lofty and annoying, but later became actually… likeable. I particularly loved how he read what dragon Eustace was trying to write in the sand and ended with an exasperated “Oh, bother.” I actually had to double check my book to see if it was really there. It was, but I never noticed it before until Derek Jacobi brought it to life. I didn’t really care for his Lucy voice at the beginning, but it grew on me. I actually cried a bit towards the ending of VDT, when Lucy told Aslan, “It isn’t Narnia, you know… It’s you. We shan’t meet you there. And how can we live, never meeting you?”

The Silver Chair – narrated by Jeremy Northam

I was worried before listening to this because as I have mentioned before, SC is my favorite of the Narnia books, mainly because of its theme (remembering and following the signs) and its main character, Puddleglum the Marshwiggle. Although Puddleglum’s voice was not how I imagined it to be, and the Lady of the Green Kirtle did not trill her R’s as much as I thought she should have, it was nevertheless very well done. The banter between Jill Pole and Eustace Scrubb was always lively.

The Last Battle – narrated by Patrick Stewart

I mentioned in my previous entry that my favorite audiobook was The Magician’s Nephew. After the first chapter of hearing Professor X (Xavier) – er, I mean, Patrick Stewart – reading LB, I knew the people from HarperCollins saved the best for last. Patrick Stewart was amazing. There were particular moments in his reading that really stuck to my mind, such as when the Talking Dogs barked: “Welcome! Welcome! We’ll help, we’ll help, help, help. Show us how to help, show us how, how. How-how-how?” I also loved his voice for Puzzle and Shift and Poggin the Dwarf. He was able to distinguish each voice and give it a character of its own, so you always knew who was talking.

After listening to 30+ hours worth of reading, all I can say is that I can’t wait to start listening all over again!