As I mentioned earlier, Twilight is currently my favorite guilty pleasure. Anyway, here are some quotes from the second half of the movie. You can check out the first half here.
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Angela: (putting her camera lens down) Oh.. my… God… (sees Edward opening the door to his Volvo for Bella)
Bella: (uncomfortably) You know, everyone’s staring.
Edward: (looking like he was enjoying himself) Not that guy… No, he just looked. (puts his hand on Bella’s shoulder) I’m breaking all the rules now anyway… (pulls her closer to him) since I’m going to hell.
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Bella: Does a person have to be dying… to become like you?
Edward: No… That’s just Carlisle… He’d never do this to someone who had another choice.
Bella: So how long have you been like this?
Edward: Since 1918.. That’s when Carlisle found me… dying of Spanish influenza.
Bella: What was it like?
Edward: The venom was excruciating. But what Carlisle did was much harder. Not many of us have the restraint to do that.
Bella: But didn’t you just have to… bite?
Edward: Not exactly… When we taste… human blood… a sort of frenzy begins. It’s almost impossible to stop.
Bella: That’s what Carlisle did?
Edward: First with me, then with his wife, Esme.
Bella: So is Carlisle the real reason why you don’t… kill people?
Edward: No, he’s not the only reason… I don’t want to be a monster. My family… we think of ourselves as vegetarians. Cause we only survive on the blood of animals. But it’s like… a human only living on tofu. It keeps you strong, but it never… fully satisfies. Wouldn’t be like drinking your blood for instance.
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Bella: (surprised, as Edward jumps off her truck) Could you act human? I’ve got neighbors.
Edward: I’m gonna take you to my place tomorrow. (pulls on dent)
Bella: Thanks… Wait, with your family?
Edward: Yeah.
Bella: What if they don’t like me?
Edward: So you’re worried not because you’ll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they might not approve of you? (laughs)
Bella: I’m glad I amuse you.
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Bella: (upon entering the Cullens house) This is incredible… So light and open, you know?
Edward: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Bella: No, not the moats.
Edward: Not the moats.
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Rosalie: Is she even Italian?
Emmett: Her name’s Bella.
Carlisle: I’m sure she’ll love it no matter what.
Rosalie: Get a whiff of that… Here comes the human.
Esme: (runs up to Bella) Bella! We’re making Italiano for you.
Bella: Oh…
Edward: Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes.
Bella: Buon giorno?
Esme: Molto bene!
Carlisle: You’ve given us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.
Esme: I hope you’re hungry.
Bella: Yeah, absolutely!
Edward: (with a look at Esme) She already ate.
Rosalie: (breaks the bowl she’s holding) Perfect!
Bella: Yeah, it’s just that I… I know you guys don’t eat.
Esme: Of course, that’s very considerate of you.
Edward: Just ignore Rosalie. I do.
Rosalie: Yeah! Let’s just keep pretending like this isn’t dangerous for all of us.
Bella: I would never tell anybody anything.
Carlisle: She knows that.
Emmett: Yeah, well the problem is… you two have gone public now so…
Esme: Emmett!
Rosalie: No, she should know. The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly.
Bella: Badly as in… I, I would become the meal. (Edward and the others laugh, while Alice comes in through the window)
Alice: Hi Bella! I’m Alice. (gives her a hug) Oh, you do smell good.
Edward: Alice, what are you…?
Alice: It’s okay, Bella and I are gonna be great friends.
Carlisle: Sorry… Jasper is our newest vegetarian. It’s a little difficult for him.
Jasper: (with a pained expression) It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Alice: It’s okay, Jasper. You won’t hurt her.
Edward: (with an incredulous look) Alright, uh… I’m gonna take you for a tour of the rest of the house.
Alice: Well, I’ll see you soon.
Bella: Okay. (Edward guides her away with a backward look at his family)
Esme: So cute!
Alice: I know!
Carlisle: I think that went well.
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Bella: (looking at a framed mural) Graduation caps?
Edward: Yeah, uh… It’s a private joke. We matriculate a lot.
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Edward: You better hold on tight, spidermonkey. (stops at the top of one tree) Do you trust me?
Bella: (tightens grip on Edward) In theory.
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Charlie: I leave you alone too much. You should be around people.
Bella: I don’t mind being alone. I mean, I guess I’m kinda like my dad in that way.
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Bella: I thought you liked the Cullens.
Charlie: I thought you didn’t like any of the boys in town.
Bella: Edward doesn’t live… in town… (Charlie gives her a look).. technically…He’s right outside.
Charlie: He is?
Bella: Yeah, he wanted to meet you… officially.
Charlie: Alright. (loads gun) Bring him in.
Bella: Hey, could you be nice? He’s… he’s important. (Charlie makes a sign like a halo on his head).
Edward: Chief Swan, I wanted to formally introduce myself. I’m Edward Cullen.
Charlie: Hi Edward.
Edward: Bella won’t be out too late tonight. She’s just gonna play baseball with my family.
Charlie: Baseball?
Edward: Yes sir, that’s the plan.
Charlie: (looking at Bella, amused) Bella’s gonna play baseball… Well… good luck with that.
Edward: I’ll take good care of her I promise. (starts to leave with Bella)
Charlie: (to Bella) Hey… still got that pepper spray?
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Bella: Since when do vampires like baseball?
Edward: Well… it’s the American past time.
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Carlisle: (working over Bella and looking at the bitemark on her wrist) You got to make a choice. Either let the change happen.
Edward: No… no!
Alice: It’s gonna happen, Edward. I’ve seen it.
Edward: It doesn’t have to be that way.
Carlisle: She’s still hemorrhaging… Alice, make a tourniquet with your belt…
Edward: Carlisle. What’s my other option?
Carlisle: Tie it above my hands.
Edward: Carlisle!
Carlisle: (to Alice) Go… (turns to Edward) Try to suck the venom out.
Edward: You know I won’t be able to stop.
Carlisle: Find the will… to stop. But choose… She only has a few minutes left.
Edward: (looking at Bella) I’ll make it go away, Bella. I’ll make it go away.
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Bella: (at the hospital, after waking up) I’m alive because of you.
Edward: No, you’re in here because of me. The worst part of it was I thought I wouldn’t be able to stop.
Bella: You did stop…
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Edward: (before leaving for the prom with Bella) I’ll take care of her Chief Swan.
Charlie: (grunts sarcastically) Uh huh. I’ve heard that before.
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Edward: (after Jacob leaves) I leave you for two minutes and the wolves descend.
Sunny Feels 
whoah. this i great. i love the movie! i mean i love everything about the movie. edward and bella, they look good together.
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who is this anyway because i want to know that if u are a boy or a girl because if u are a girl and if i find u are dead cause i said so if got a problem wit that come and solve it ok and yes im a girl im cute i am 15 years old my birthday is december 15,1993.
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I couldn’t stop laughing when Jasper looked at Bella at this “family reunion” ….it really was a little difficult for him looool !!!
I was speechless everytime I saw Edward, the guy is just perfect in this movie ! I love him !
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edward is hot
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look missy if u dont stay away from edward i am going knock u out til the next morning shows up ok so leave him alone. if i do find u better run . far far away from here.
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MAN
jasper was funny the whole time,
he sort of acted like jonny debt in sweeny tod,
stiff, crazy eyes, it was hillarious
😀 thouraly enjoyed it,
altho jacob looked like… well a girl but ehh
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Do you know the song when Edwards and Bella are in the mountain?
This:
Bella: So how long have you been like this?
Edward: Since 1918.. That’s when Carlisle found me… dying of Spanish influenza.
etcetc
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I think the song playing when they were in the background was part of the musical score.
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OMG i love those quotes =]
the movie is great lov it lot lot!!!
and this quotes is great… -> “Your scent.. it’s like a drug to me.. like my personal brand of heroin”
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Thanks I found it!
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this film was the funniest thing ever!
i love the books, dont get me wrong, i am a twlight LOVER not a HATER
but still, the entire cinema was in HYSTERICS for most of this film
it cracked me up!!
Jasper: *looks pained*
And OMG how COOOOOLLL were Mike Newton, Angela, Jessica etc
they were so friggin awesom!!! and they surfed! and they were really funny, cool kids. damn, i wanna be THEIR friends!
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I get what you mean about how parts of it turned out funny unintentionally, like the whooshing sound when vampires run and the tinkering bell sound when Edward is under sunlight. *sighs* I guess that’s what happens when they allot a small budget for a film.
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Ha. I loved the recurring pepper spray thing. And the entire cinema laughed when Charlie loaded his shotgun when Bella was about to bring in Edward. I think the funniest part though was when Bella and Charlie were talking in the cafeteria in front of a window, and you could see some guy waving his butt around dancing outside of it. It was hilarious because the line I was on kept gradually laughing until we were all flat out bursting out with laughter. The weird thing was, I don’t think anyone else in the cinema noticed the dancer in the window. I was like how can you not notice? I loved:
“Edward: So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion.”
I don’t remember the tone of voice Rob said this in, but I can almost imagine and thats what makes me giggle.
“Bella, you are my life now”
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Edward: (before leaving for the prom with Bella) I’ll take care of her Chief Swan.
Charlie: (grunts sarcastically) Uh huh. I’ve heard that before.
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Edward: (looking at Bella) I’ll make it go away, Bella. I’ll make it go away.
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Bella: You really should’ve figured it out a little earlier. Why didn’t you just let the van crush me and save yourself all this… regret?
Edward: You think I regret saving you?
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Edward: It’s just a little.. crowded. [shot changes to the deserted beach]
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Edward: I should go back there and rip those guys’ heads off.
Bella: Um… No, you shouldn’t.
Edward: You don’t know the vile, repulsive things they were thinking.
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Edward: Then ask me the most basic question. What do we eat?
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Edward: I can read every mind in this room…. apart from yours. Money… sex…. money… sex…. cat….
^^ I love the randomness of the cat.
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Right! I forgot about the pepper spray comments of Charlie. Bella always looked so embarrassed whenever he brought it up.
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holy crapp.
okay im practically in love with twilight ❤
its amazing.! the movie was so geat.
and edward ❤ (Rob Pattinson) is so hot.!
i could just immagine him saying all those sweet things
to me ❤ i’d probably die.. and in the kissing scene.
woah i wouldn’t have been able to hold out like bella
i would have just jumped on him!
they look so great together and the parts
work very well for the two actors…it seems like they were made for that movie [:
-i’m happily addicted to Twilight ❤
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Twilight is my favorite movie ever!!! I can’t wait for it to come out on DVD, I am practically counting down the days!!! I can’t stop watching Edward and Bella on YouTube, they are so romantic togeter.
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The quote
Carlisle: She doesn’t have that much to last… Make a tourniquet with your belt.
is wrong. The correct quote would be
Carlisle: She’s still hemorrhaging… Alice, make a tourniquet with your belt.
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Thanks, I already edited the post. 🙂
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i loved the part were Jessica is introducing all the Cullens to Bella in the cafeteria =]
i love Jasper and Jacob =]
❤ twilightjunkie<3
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I love it when Jessica in the cafeteria on Bella’s first day at school is talking about the Cullens and she says:
Jess: Okay, the black haired girl is ALice, she’s really weird. And the guy with her is Jasper. He’s the one that always looks like he’s in pain!
Love that!
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great quotes! twilight was amazing.
honestly, the bit i found the funniest, and i was the only one who found it funny, is billy’s face when he looks at edward as they drive past each other. his eyes are hilarious! 😀
good work!
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yall make alovely cupple to make a movies and books that most of people dont know about.
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Charlie:(Right before Bella leaves for prom) I put another pepper spray in your purse.
Ha ha I love that!!
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i luv twilight! my favorite scean is the fight scean!
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I LOVE TWILIGHT IT IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!I’M ON THE SECOND BOOK AND EDWARD IS SO HOT (ROB)
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The movie is too different from the book
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oh my God! That’s great. I love watching this film. It’s so awesome!!! Jacob Black is so sexy *_____*
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